The Dating Profiles Meme: So Little to Ask

1. A relationship that is rooted in God, commitment, unconditional love, unconditional respect, loyalty, mutual appreciation, mutual understanding, great communication, honesty, openness, accountability, faithfulness, compromise, mutual support, sharing, partnership, lots of fun, adventure, romance and great depths of intimacy is so little to ask for I think.

Whao the translation of your little was highly drowning. One question how do you define little? because I think we'll not agree there

2. I don't usually like risks but becoming a single parent has shown me that I can be empowered to do things I would not have done in the past.

What is so empowering about being a single parent? If you couldn't do it while you were single then it is a figment of your imagination!

3. I am a full time college student, going on my fifth year.

Kool! so from there you plan to where?

4. I enjoy walking the bike paths when weather is nice.

Alone? and you wanna date? blah!

5. I am successful, intelligent, motivated and interested in finding some companionship. I "live in the moment".

hahaha! too good you are with words - I'd like to see you live in the moment!

6. I will try to explain about my life, pesonality and what i think would be a good match however, i'm not one who likes talking about myself.

hohohohoho you dont? and you also know that what we say seldom applies to the real us - it is actually the opposite

7. We must be good example in our society and you must be the one I will love forever because divorce is not an option for me again and once i decide to fall in love with someone, I will love with all i am and all i had.

Agreed but what if your partner is the opposite? what you want wont keep the relationship afloat would it?

8. I want to be able to go and talk with you if i am down or not in a good mood. That is what relationships are all about. Isnt it?

No that isn't relationship that is conversation

9. My ideal match is someone who has a zest for life,someone who can have laugh and have fun but, and at the same time, they most be responsible. Or at least somewhat, ya know?

too much you ask for in too little a life

10. My imagination helps me to perceive the world. Desire to perceive the world, desire to create and desire to love - these are constituents of my life.

and you live there? have you found a match there? why in the world are you speaking here and looking here?

No Well when Cowell

1. “If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.” How well do you swim?

Swim? ha... I don't swim I make others swim ;)

2. “I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he's trying to send, ... very aware of himself.” How self aware do you think you are?

I am pretty self aware to the extent that I know I have a tendency to have my foot in my mouth on many occasions

3. “If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.” Who has a big mouth that you like?

I hate big mouths - they make me think that something went wrong when they were being delivered

4. “I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.” Do you believe in political correctness?

hahaha the absurdity of this correctness yes!

5. “I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be singing for a living.” Do you ever patronize people?

to an extent but never over the top. I am patriotically challenged by all means

6. “Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.” Do you or someone you know strive constantly to be perfect?

I do. Because I live by going there where I see, falling short of no problem but not trying has all problems

7. “I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it.” What song are you totally sick of and why?

I am sick of no song to dat. My choice of songs can always be played and replayed. I have good taste which never goes out of style

8. “I like the fact that they're cocky now from the age of four.” How old were you when you got cocky? What changed to make you so?

huh what is that?

9. “And there's more open hostility among them because the competition is so intense.” When you compete with someone, have you ever gotten hostile?

I have but in words. Some people know how to tick me off really!

10. “Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.” Do you talk differently to someone because of the way that they are dressed?

hehehe yea - I try to because those with their heads in their butts hardly ever understand me

Cheers to Wednesday Wickedness

Sunday Stealing: The Voice Post Meme

1) What's your middle name?

Divine ;)

2) How old are you?

The age where I should have had a kid at least

3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?

I am from a place on the globe which you may not know of because we arent a super power and yes I am still there

4) Is it cold where you are?

hahahahaha! please if 41 degrees is cold then so it is

5) What's the time?

The time to go dance in my shower!

6) What are you wearing?

a few extra pounds which I wanna strip off

7) What was the last thing you listened to?

my friend telling me 'that i have the tendency to attract lunatics'

8) What was the last thing you ate?

some peas from my nutty Chinese dish

9) What was the last thing you watched on TV?

what is there to watch I listen to TV!

10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?

My life is my favorite TV show. Every episode I look forward to

11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and post the second paragraph's first sentence.

do I look crazy to you?

12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?

a comedy movie but why should u wanna know, you dont have a sense of humor!

13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Where do people in your country do people speak with strong accents?

yes I do, my accent which isn't any country based :)

The Full Course Meal

1. I am not a side dish--i am the full course meal!!!

Fine I won't savor you like I savor my fries and dip, you'll be treated like a chicken torn apart! is that good enough?

2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without.

How are you a better judge of the kind of love you are about to get? I mean what if the kind of love which you can't live without isn't what you are gonna live with? do i make sense?

3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match.

So you are all about going to bed anywhere then? shame on you for being so out loud about it! gross!

4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date.

Really? Eureka?

5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!!

How about do it right by your definition and then run someone over thinking you did just right? how ridiculous!

6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs.

hahahaha... so you want something like a slurp when you come back from a hard day and some drool on your crisp white shirt? is there a cat you'll hire for the laundry?

7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated!

Listen you don't make these rules before you are in the game. When you are just on the outskirts, don't jump too high, the forks will plunge in deep!

8. I am in need of some down time.

Is that like a time out? I am sure you could elaborate a little more on that need of yours because it isn't in the hierarchy of human needs

9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good.

You will compare? and what makes you think you were the bad in the sex then? and the not so lasting element in it too?

10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day.

Wow! I am sure Einstein would have had a good laugh over this

p.s. my first time playing - sorry for the bluntness and rudenss :)

A Twist with Swift

1. "I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me." Do you believe people can truly change?

Oh they always change - but mostly for the worse they do and they find such peace in it

2. "People haven't always been there for me but music always has." Do you have people in your life you could always count on?

I did once and now I don't think I want to count on anyone for xyz reasons

3. "I’m intimidated by the fear of being average." Do you think there is anything wrong with being average?

Not at all. Because no one is average - we all have something which is better than the rest!

4. "Never believe anyone who says you don't deserve what you want." Do you believe you deserve everything you want?

I do believe and hence I ask always

5. " I have to believe in fairy tales and I have to believe in love." Do you believe in fairy tale love?

Yes! and I am yet to make my fairy tale!

6. " I wouldn't want to date a pushover who would let me make all the plans and have all the control." Do you believe in sharing the control in your relationships?

yes. Not everything is one sided and so is power - in some things we all have to have a say

7. "Sometimes [finding new friends] is the best thing about dating. I've met so many friends through guys that I've dated. And now, the guys are gone but the girls are still around." Did you ever make a close friend from someone that you've dated?

No. I dont think that is ever a wise option

8. "But there are a lot of rumors out there that you just have to ignore." Has anyone ever spread something malicious about you?

Oh yes. there have been plenty of rats in my life... wonder why I had to be so popular

9. "I set goals that are just a little bit out of reach, but not totally out of reach." How do you go about setting your goals?

I set goals one day at a time - too far out isnt my kinda thing ever

10. " I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did at a party that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl." Have you ever done something at a party that you've ever regretted?

Nopes. I am always sober :D