No Well when Cowell

1. “If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.” How well do you swim?

Swim? ha... I don't swim I make others swim ;)

2. “I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he's trying to send, ... very aware of himself.” How self aware do you think you are?

I am pretty self aware to the extent that I know I have a tendency to have my foot in my mouth on many occasions

3. “If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.” Who has a big mouth that you like?

I hate big mouths - they make me think that something went wrong when they were being delivered

4. “I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.” Do you believe in political correctness?

hahaha the absurdity of this correctness yes!

5. “I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be singing for a living.” Do you ever patronize people?

to an extent but never over the top. I am patriotically challenged by all means

6. “Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.” Do you or someone you know strive constantly to be perfect?

I do. Because I live by going there where I see, falling short of no problem but not trying has all problems

7. “I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it.” What song are you totally sick of and why?

I am sick of no song to dat. My choice of songs can always be played and replayed. I have good taste which never goes out of style

8. “I like the fact that they're cocky now from the age of four.” How old were you when you got cocky? What changed to make you so?

huh what is that?

9. “And there's more open hostility among them because the competition is so intense.” When you compete with someone, have you ever gotten hostile?

I have but in words. Some people know how to tick me off really!

10. “Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.” Do you talk differently to someone because of the way that they are dressed?

hehehe yea - I try to because those with their heads in their butts hardly ever understand me

Cheers to Wednesday Wickedness