Guilty? Innocent?

Tagged by the lovely Yellow Tulip.

Trying to make up for the absence that shall prevail.

The rules are thus…

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3
Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this.

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty

Kissed a picture? Guilty

Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school? Innocent

Held a snake? Innocent

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent

Stolen from a store? Innocent

Been fired from a job? Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent

Kissed in the rain? Innocent

Sat on a roof top? Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Sang in the shower? Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty

Shaved your head? Innocent

Had a boxing membership? Innocent

Made a girlfriend cry? Innocent

Been in a band? Innocent

Shot a gun? Innocent

Donated Blood? Guilty

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Had communication with your ex? Guilty

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

17 Guilty/42 I am Innocent :) yayy!

IF YOU ARE READING THIS: YOU ARE TAGGED!

Humor 101

hahahahaha!

See I dont wanna get to a point where I have to ask a weird question like that :P

Mind Fart #23

I plead contemporary insanity.

Mind fart #20

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Mind fart #19

I love the music of the morning as rain drops beat out their rhythms on my bedroom window panes.

Mind fart #18

Middle age is when the mind is narrowly proportionate to the broadness of the waist!

Mind fart #17

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mind Fart #16

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

Mind Fart # 15

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week!

Mind fart #14

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

So which is your pick?

NIKE CONDOMS: Just do it

TOYOTA CONDOMS: Oh what a feeling

DIET PEPSI CONDOMS: You got the right one baby

PRINGLES CONDOMS: Once you pop, you can't stop

MENTOS CONDOMS: The freshmaker

FLINSTONES VITAMINS CONDOM PACK: Ten million strong and growing

SECRET CONDOMS: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman

MACINTOSH CONDOM: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

FORD CONDOMS: The best never rest

CHEVY CONDOMS: Like a rock

DIAL CONDOMS: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

NEW YORK LOTTO CONDOMS: Cause hey- you never know

CALIFORNIA LOTTO CONDOMS: Who's next

AVIS CONDOMS: Trying harder than ever

KFC CONDOMS: finger lickin' good

COCA COLA CONDOMS: Always the real thing

CAMPBELL'S SOUP CONDOMS: Mmm,mmm good

GENERAL ELECTRIC CONDOMS: We bring good things to life!

AT&T CONDOMS: Reach out and touch someone

BOUNTY CONDOMS: The quicker picker upper

MICROSOFT CONDOMS: Where do you want to go today?

ENERGIZER CONDOMS: It keeps going and going and going...

M&M CONDOMS: It melts in your mouth not in your hands!

TACO BELL CONDOMS: Get some, make a run for the border

MCI CONDOMS: For friends and family

Mind fart #13

Don't dare be too open-minded, chances are your brains will fall out!

why?

What happens in an OPEN MIND SURGERY?

Saturday 9: Uninvited

for Saturday 9

1. Do you mind people to show up uninvited?

And. depends if it is someone whose company I seek or just a random brain eater!

2. Last person you talked to on the phone?

I think it was my Boss, asked him if he wanted to have the cake I baked.

3. Last person on your missed call list?

My Boss, I wonder why though!

4. Who calls you the most?

my best friend Amy!

5. What is your favorite song about breaking up?

I Don't Thnk I Love You by Hoobastank

6. If someone sent you an unexpected gift, what would you like it to be?

Flowersssssssssssss!!! or maybe a perfume :D haeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

7. Your classic rock station plays the top songs of all time. What is number one?

Gotta Be Somebody by Nickelback

8. Do you live for today or tomorrow?

Tomorrow. I can't help what happens today, definitely can help what I make of tomorrow.

9. What movie villain scared you as a kid?

Norman Bates- Psycho

Wise Ass

Don't we love the man we exchange vows with to stand up and be possessive about us :P

Unless of course he shows too much wise-ness!

LOL

Mind Fart #3

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle!