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Thursday Thunks: You've Got Mail

1. From whom did you get your last e-mail?

From a Blogger Friend

2. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theater?

Not been to the theater in months

3. Have you ever seen a ghost?

If I'd see one I'd tell you!

4. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?

Yes! I did and I am glad I have bleak memory of it

5. What are you most afraid of?

I am afraid God won't accept my repentance!

6. What do you do when you are bored?

When I am bored I do MEMES! :D

7. Other than the author of this mess of a meme, who blog are you most curious to see their answers?

Whoever leaves me a comment :P

8. Name three thing from your bucket list.

• Get Married
• Honeymoon every Anniversary
• Have Kids

9. Who was the last person who complimented you on how you looked, that actually was a surprise?

My ex!

10. Do you remember Berleen?

Berleen who!

11. What was the last concert that you attended where the band was much better than you imagined?

A Paki local band Junoon! and I am talking 1999!

12. What’s the next band you’re either planning to see or want to?

I don't like the concerts they are too LOUD!

13. What were the last things do you imagine that Kimber threw off the roof?

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Welcome to Summertime 2010!

Doing Thursday Thunks the FIRST TIME EVER!

1. It became officially summer on Monday. What's your favorite part of winter?

Sorry but summer has been in my country since March and I am not excited about recalls of the winter – it passed too quick.

2. What was your worst summer vacation ever?

The summer of … no recalls :P

3. Kimber's husband just got the dream job that he's hoped for. So a big shout out to her and Anthony! Tell us about the best job that you ever had.

I am in my best job. Just waiting to get paid more than the boss’s secretary. Sucks when you know she isn’t doing anything and you do everything and still don’t get more.

4. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

haha – the world doesn’t revolve around me :D thank GOD!

5. An alien appears and offers you the opportunity to repeat one year of your life. You will still know everything that you know now. He explains that no matter what you do differently, when you are returned to the present nothing will have changed. What year would you pick and why?

How about just rewindddddddd to the time when my ex best friend didn’t meet the girl he married and met me instead!

6. Name three things you have on you at all times. Explain why.

I have my bracelet, which looks nice with every outfit I wear.
I have my hair clip to keep my bangs in place.
And my gold earrings which are neutral to all attires.

7. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

In 2007 August.

8. If you could have everyone in the blogosphere read just one of your posts, which post would you pick and why?

I can’t pick and choose, but I think the wife’s resume they’d find interesting.

9. I recently read that the music industry continues to decline at an alarming rate. In the last year it said the sales of Michael Jackson's and The Beatles' music are the only artists who sales continue to climb. The article stated that the two are holding up the industry. Have you bought a CD or mp3 of either artist recently?

I don’t but any anymore. I download em.

10. What radio ad right now do you find so annoying that you'd rather have a tooth drilled than hear it again?

Who listens to radio?

11. Berleen walks into a bar on a hot Minnesota day. At the bar sits a priest, a rabbi and a minister. A ten foot duck walks into the bar right after Berleen. What drink do you think Berleen orders?

Beer

12. There is a knock on your door. It can be anyone in the world. Who would you want it to be?

My future with open arms.

13. What would be the worst entertainment or sporting that you could be forced to watch?

Rugby – pathetic and boring.

The Full Course Meal

1. I am not a side dish--i am the full course meal!!!

Fine I won't savor you like I savor my fries and dip, you'll be treated like a chicken torn apart! is that good enough?

2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without.

How are you a better judge of the kind of love you are about to get? I mean what if the kind of love which you can't live without isn't what you are gonna live with? do i make sense?

3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match.

So you are all about going to bed anywhere then? shame on you for being so out loud about it! gross!

4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date.

Really? Eureka?

5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!!

How about do it right by your definition and then run someone over thinking you did just right? how ridiculous!

6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs.

hahahaha... so you want something like a slurp when you come back from a hard day and some drool on your crisp white shirt? is there a cat you'll hire for the laundry?

7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated!

Listen you don't make these rules before you are in the game. When you are just on the outskirts, don't jump too high, the forks will plunge in deep!

8. I am in need of some down time.

Is that like a time out? I am sure you could elaborate a little more on that need of yours because it isn't in the hierarchy of human needs

9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good.

You will compare? and what makes you think you were the bad in the sex then? and the not so lasting element in it too?

10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day.

Wow! I am sure Einstein would have had a good laugh over this

p.s. my first time playing - sorry for the bluntness and rudenss :)

A simple woman's daybook: Jan 11

My first time and I loved the whole experience. Thank God time is in my favor today or else I wouldn't have managed this.

Outside my window... there is always a breeze. I can see the dew drops on my flowers and it is a sightly ecstasy.


I am thinking... a long soak with the petals in my tub will do my mind and body good.


I am thankful for... the feelings I have and the senses I keep, for those who lack it don’t know what they are missing.


I am wearing... a shawl to keep me warm and add me charm.


I am remembering... how erotic that kiss was once and how ticklish it always makes me when I recall it.


I am going... to go shopping and buy me loads and loads of girly stuff. About time I treated me.


I am currently reading... absolutely nothing. I like to read blogs but books are not just my companion at the very moment.


I am hoping... one day I will be able to have all the sweets without the scare of adding pounds to my weight.


On my mind... there is nothing but love and love and matrimony.


Noticing that... I haven’t felt like a woman in years.


Pondering these words... “If you find something that could be good… you should hang onto it.” And I let so much goodness slip by me.


From the kitchen... lots of love making and kissing and caressing.


Around the house... my bedroom and bathroom are the favorite places to be.


One of my favorite things… Capturing moments and sipping a delightful cup of café latte.

Lately I am loving the following picture and hence I am sharing the emotion below.

So which One out of 13?

Ok I confess this is not an original T-13 but I found this hilarious and hence I am posting it. Sorry for stealing someone's creativity but if I knew you, I'd make a mention of you here. This is kickass stuff and I was rolling on the floor laughing until my sister almost jumped on me [so a little exaggeration there], but really it is FUN!

So Which condoms would you use....?

1. Nike condoms: Just do it.

2. Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling.

3. Diet Pepsi condoms: You got the right one, baby

4. Pringle condoms: Once you pop you can't stop.

5. Mentos condoms: The Freshmaker.

6. Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balance for a women.

7. Macintosh condom: it does more, cost less, it's that simple.

8. Ford condoms: The best never rest.

9. Yahoo: dreams found faster.

10. New York Lotto condoms: Cause hey-you never know.

11. California Lotto condom: Who's next?

12. Avis condom: Trying harder than ever.

13. KFC condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Prompt done for THURSDAY-13

Heart Burn #10

Our language is dead. No more heavy consonants and long vowels with soft meanings. No more names only you and I know.

Because no one speaks Us anymore.

Heart Burn #6

Heart Burn #4

I want you. I need you.

THURSDAY-13


Dear somebody... wherever you are.

Where are you?
Are you real?

I spend every day thinking about you, and you don't even know I exist probably.

There are so many things I want...
But I will list 13 for now.

1. I want to call you at three in the morning and ask you if you are sleeping and you'd say you are thinking about me and wishing that we were together even if I'd just seen you that day.

2. I want to catch a bus with you and just take it, wherever it goes, without worrying about the time or commitments.

3. I want to drive for hours into the night with you.

4. I want to dance with you in the rain, listen to mix cd's on low volume, letting your love soar me in the skies.

5. I want to wake up next to you, and feel the heat of your soft breath on my neck and your arms around me, legs entwined, feeling safe and secure beside you.

6. I want to lie down with you in a wide, grassy field under a tree, the sunlight shining through the leaves as the light breeze causes shifting shadows and colors, while we kiss ever so softly for hours.

7. I want to stay up all night with you.

8. I want to share all of my secrets with you, and find that they're yours as well, and delight in sharing how we got over our problems in our own ways.

9. I want you to take me in your arms and kiss me always and whisper that it's alright when I am afraid and lonely, feeling the warm wet tears from my cheeks as we huddle close.

10. I want to duck down under the covers with you and lose ourselves in a dark world, imaginations keeping us amused as tension rises until we can't tear ourselves away from each other.

11. I want to have a heated debate over something, have it almost turn into an argument... have us pause for a second, two, three, and gaze into each others eyes, see the passion, and just leap at each other in that instant.

12. I want to go outside in that twilight just before sunrise, where everything is still and no one is around, and just sit.

13. I want to close my eyes and let myself go, trusting you, having you gently touch me, love me.

I want you baby. I need you honey.

Where are you?
Will you enter my life any time soon?
Do you know I am waiting for you?

Thursday 13: sides of me

Ever imagined one human and 13 different sides to him / her?

As impossible it gets you to imagine, I would never have worked around analyzing it, if it were not to the ‘Thursday 13’ prompt. Thank you whosoever came up with this brilliance!

The Bright Side:

Can go out of my way not to hurt another person’s feelings.

The Right Side:

Alert, always fair-minded, I put myself in the position of the other person to be in a position to know, understand and help. Against injustice completely, if you cheat me, never speak to me again!

The Dark Side:

You call for my insincerity when and if I find you lagging behind in your sincerity with me. Sorry but there are no warnings.

The Wrong Side:

In a serious argument, I could give in rather easily even when I know I am right. Arguing, even about something I believe in, is too unsettling for my taste most of the time.

The Fair Side:

I find facing the truth an ordeal and prefer living in a world of make-believe.

The Friendly Side:

I instinctively look upon everything in life as an art, and while I do not throw myself into friendship with the passion put into love, I treat the relationship with the reserve and dignity that my natural penchant for partnerships suggests.

The Partnership Side:

I can adapt myself to any personality and bring out the best in the other fellow. I will never fall down on my own share of the work, and can be trusted implicitly to give an honest account of myself.

The Woman Side:

Ideal as wife material, not good with being girl friend, I don’t know the works of being half here and half there. My passion-al response to married life is extremely satisfying which makes me the best candidate for a wife.

The Child Side:

Since the time I recall, hurrying something up and having to choose to between two things has never been good for me. I was always told that I seem older than my age and unexpectedly knowledgeable. I have thrived when treated fairly and obeyed rules that are seen to be fair, if not, then …

The Disappointed Side:

I can take things on a whole new level when it doesn’t work my way. I have a way to talk to myself and to God, but as faith sets in a little later than the rest, I am irritant and totally out of focus when a disappointment is cast on me. Everything around me gets affected.

The Romantic Side:

Romance flows in place of blood in me. I know that I might eventually suffocate my better half with always tying to work around with being not worked up but then what good is a life without romance? I can see candles and satin sheets and a lot of lace, it just cannot be replaced.

The Slight Perfectionist Side:

It takes a great deal to make me perceive things in a way that actually seem perfect, but just to me and my sanity. I believe in having my own sense of contentment and perfection and it necessarily isn’t stated in any book of knowledge. E.g. I believe that for myself to be happy and perfect presentable, I need my needs to be truly satisfied, I can’t ignore that I have a need for love, it may sound unreal but it isn’t.

The Planning Idealist Side:

Yes all things are beautiful for the way I see it. No happily ever after comes in a parcel, it has to be worked upon and hence created. I believe what I dream is true and achievable, and maybe the man I marry has an image in my head and God willing and with my luck I will get him, there is no NO for this, even if people tell me so.