May 31, 2009
Mind fart #14
Posted by Americanising Desi at 10:23 AM 3 Read and Said
So which is your pick?
Posted by Americanising Desi at 1:43 AM 18 Read and Said
TOYOTA CONDOMS: Oh what a feeling
DIET PEPSI CONDOMS: You got the right one baby
PRINGLES CONDOMS: Once you pop, you can't stop
MENTOS CONDOMS: The freshmaker
FLINSTONES VITAMINS CONDOM PACK: Ten million strong and growing
SECRET CONDOMS: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman
MACINTOSH CONDOM: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
FORD CONDOMS: The best never rest
CHEVY CONDOMS: Like a rock
DIAL CONDOMS: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
NEW YORK LOTTO CONDOMS: Cause hey- you never know
CALIFORNIA LOTTO CONDOMS: Who's next
AVIS CONDOMS: Trying harder than ever
KFC CONDOMS: finger lickin' good
COCA COLA CONDOMS: Always the real thing
CAMPBELL'S SOUP CONDOMS: Mmm,mmm good
GENERAL ELECTRIC CONDOMS: We bring good things to life!
AT&T CONDOMS: Reach out and touch someone
BOUNTY CONDOMS: The quicker picker upper
MICROSOFT CONDOMS: Where do you want to go today?
ENERGIZER CONDOMS: It keeps going and going and going...
M&M CONDOMS: It melts in your mouth not in your hands!
TACO BELL CONDOMS: Get some, make a run for the border
MCI CONDOMS: For friends and family
May 30, 2009
Sunday Stealing: The Monkey's Meme
Posted by Americanising Desi at 10:39 PM 23 Read and Said
Cookie Monster
5. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never and Ever.
6. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Chinese Herbal Tea.
7. What was the last thing you ate?
Mashed potatoes.
8. The last sporting event you watched?
Euro Cup 2008.
9. Do you go to church every Sunday?
Not Applicable.
10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Any time of the day, any time of the month!
11. What are you doing tomorrow?
Back to work, Monday Mourning!
12. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
The overflowing Good Looks and Charms [HUGH JACKMAN]
13. Biggest annoyance right now?
Cannot get a decent guy with some looks and some brains!
14. Last song listened to?
Its Not My Time- 3 Doors Down
15. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yes. She is expected in an hour.
16. Are you jealous of anyone?
17. Is anyone jealous of you?
18. What do you usually do during the day?
19. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yes I do. And I think it is maybe because I am jealous :(
20. Are you thinking about someone right now?
How did you know?
I am thinking about that wonderful man about whom I always think about.
Mind fart #13
Posted by Americanising Desi at 11:21 AM 3 Read and Said
why?
What happens in an OPEN MIND SURGERY?
May 29, 2009
Saturday 9: Uninvited
Posted by Americanising Desi at 8:02 PM 11 Read and Said
8. Do you live for today or tomorrow?
9. What movie villain scared you as a kid?
Filling in Friday
Posted by Americanising Desi at 3:13 AM 3 Read and Said
1. It's cold and OOH I AM SO HOT!
2. RED, JUICY, SUMPTUOUS tomatoes.
3. My favorite health and beauty product is CLINIQUE.
4. CRAVING FOR A PARTNER WHO COULD TAKE ME a nice long ride.
5. Well, first of all I AM NOT AS RETARDED AS YOU THINK I AM.
6. ATTENTION; those were the cast of characters in a recent dream and it was FULL OF CRAP.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to TWITTERING, tomorrow my plans include SATURDAY MEMEs and Sunday, I want to SLEEP IT OFF!
May 28, 2009
Thursday 13: sides of me
Posted by Americanising Desi at 3:26 AM 29 Read and Said
The Bright Side:
The Right Side:
The Dark Side:
The Wrong Side:
The Fair Side:
The Friendly Side:
The Partnership Side:
The Woman Side:
The Child Side:
The Disappointed Side:
The Romantic Side:
The Slight Perfectionist Side:
The Planning Idealist Side:
May 27, 2009
3 Words Only
Posted by Americanising Desi at 4:22 AM 29 Read and Said
Embrace me my love let my surrender begin
Timid I will be once your body takes me for a spin
for 3 word wednesday
May 25, 2009
Mind Fart #12
Posted by Americanising Desi at 9:35 AM 5 Read and Said
May 24, 2009
Monday Flash!
Posted by Americanising Desi at 10:28 PM 8 Read and Said
is simultaneously followed in by rising in love.
Laughing so hard your face hurts...
leaves you with no thoughts and no regrets.
A hot shower...
sucks without him.
No lines at the supermarket...
means the market is not doing too super.
A special glance...
comes my way when I am least expecting it.
Getting mail...
is always ticklish.
Taking a drive on a pretty road...
is non-existent. There will be bumps and humps.
Hearing your favorite song on the radio...
means there is someone out there who is going through similar feelings.
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside...
kicks me with nostalgia and it is pleasurable.
Hot towels fresh out of the dryer...
feel so fuzzy and fluffy.
Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price...
makes me yell 'WHY CAN'T I HAVE HIM FOR HALF PRICE'
Strawberry milkshake...
anyday, anytime, on him, with him, in him.
A long distance phone call...
makes up for half of the day's regrets.
A bubble bath...
For two please!
Giggling...
and tickling, the thought of us together.
A good conversation...
is not really happening.
The beach...
calls for a romantic wedding.
Finding money in your coat from last winter...
is a gift from your favorite Angel.
Laughing at yourself...
is better than laughing at others.
Midnight phone calls that last for hours...
are truly unforgettable.
Laughing for absolutely no reason at all...
means you don't understand my reason.
Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful...
is worthless unless it comes from someone you can believe in.
Friends...
the miracle which happens to you when you turn back and wanna run and hug.
Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you...
is expected.
Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep...
makes me pull back my sheets and rest in peace.
First kiss...
was a dare he won and I lost.
Making new friends...
is rare in the world of commotion.
Hanging out with old friends...
is a nice walk down memory lane.
Having someone play with my hair...
is a compliment in itself.
Sweet dreams...
come to me when I think nothing but hope.
Hot chocolate...
is my favorite drink to get me high.
Making eye contact with a cute stranger...
has been easy always.
Holding hands with someone you care about...
will always be special.
Watching the sunrise...
is always an episode each one of us craves to live through.
Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day...
is rare with people and their busy-ness
Mind Fart #11
Posted by Americanising Desi at 9:34 AM 2 Read and Said
May 23, 2009
Sunday Stealing: The A to Z Meme
Posted by Americanising Desi at 9:47 PM 15 Read and Said
• Are you available? Yup
• What is your age? 26
• What annoys you? drastic weather changes
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? Nopes
• When is your birthday? October 6
• Who is your best friend? My Conscience
C
• What's your favorite candy? No Candy Hershey's Kisses
• Crush? My Boss
• When was the last time you cried? A Night Ago
D
• Do you daydream?: Haha Always
• What's your favorite kind of dog? Alsatian
• What day of the week is it? duh! Sunday!
E
• How do you like your eggs? boiled
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? yes once
• Ever pet an elephant? never!
F
• Do you use fly swatters? do newspapers count?
• Have you ever used a foghorn? nope
• Is there a fan in your room? yes
G
• Do you chew gum? that is my favorite pass time
• Do you like gummy candies? yes yes... chewy is good!
• Do you like gory movies? hell no!
H
• How are you? Well Well, it is a bright sunny day!
• What's your height? 5'4''
• What color is your hair? Dark Brown
I
• What's your favorite ice cream? Walls Cornetto
• Have you ever ice skated? No
• Ever been in an igloo? No
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Red one
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Yes lol who hasnt
• Do you wear jewelry? Yes, ring, earrings, pendant and sometimes a bangle
K
• Who do you want to kill? Sami [my ex best friend grr]
• Have you ever flown a kite? yes
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? with the babies in their pouches
L
• Are you laidback? No
• Lions or Tigers? Lions
• Do you like black licorice? Ah No!
M
• Favorite movie as a kid? Honey I Shrunk the Kids
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? No
• Favorite store at the mall? Next
N
• Do you have a nickname? I do! I do! AD!
• Whats your favorite number? 1 is psychologically WOW
• Do you prefer night or day? Night is sexy
O
• What's your one wish? To get Married and start and ever after ASAP
• Are you an only child? No 3 others
• Do you like the color orange? Yes it suits my skin color
P
• What are you most paranoid about? Aging
• Piercings? Only my ears
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? You mean Penelope Pitstop?
Q
• Are you quick to judge people? I take a couple of days
• Do you like Quaker Oats? YESSSSSSSSS
• Know anyone that makes quilts? No :(
• Do you think you're always right? Not always
• Do you watch reality TV? Hardly anymore
• Reason to cry? The chemical imbalances in body
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? RAINNNNNNNNN
• Do you like snow? YES but have to see and feel it TO DATE
• What's your favorite season? Autumn and Winter
T
• time is it? 10:48 a.m.
• What time did you wake up? 10:00 a.m.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle? NOPE
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? lol No
• Uncles do you have? 2 maternal and 2 paternal
V
• What’s the worst vegetable? I love vegetables
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? No
• Ever considered being vegan? Nope
W
• What's your worst habit? not being able to stick to exercise routine
• Do you like water rides? sounds fun
• Ever been inside a windmill? no
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Yes
Y
• Do you like the color yellow? Yes
• What year were you born in?: 1982
• Do you yell when you're angry? Nope
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? When it has actually happened
• What's your zodiac sign? Libra
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? When I was 21 years old
Mind Fart #10
Posted by Americanising Desi at 8:32 AM 2 Read and Said
Saturday 9: Hot Fun in the Summertime
Posted by Americanising Desi at 12:24 AM 15 Read and Said
p.s. summer is never fun!
May 22, 2009
May 21, 2009
Mind Fart #8
Posted by Americanising Desi at 8:31 AM 7 Read and Said
May 20, 2009
Mind Fart #7
Posted by Americanising Desi at 12:02 AM 0 Read and Said
May 19, 2009
Mind Fart #6
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May 18, 2009
Wise Ass
Posted by Americanising Desi at 8:10 AM 2 Read and Said
May 17, 2009
Mind Fart #5
Posted by Americanising Desi at 6:31 AM 7 Read and Said
29'er meme
Posted by Americanising Desi at 12:42 AM 18 Read and Said
9. Have you found real love yet?
28. If you could go back and change one thing you did, what would it be?
Not taken that vacation with my ex-best friend.
Mind Fart #4
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May 16, 2009
Mind Fart #3
Posted by Americanising Desi at 11:14 PM 2 Read and Said
Mind Fart #2
Posted by Americanising Desi at 12:56 PM 4 Read and Said
May 15, 2009
Mind Fart #1
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