The Blog Outside The Box Meme

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?
A. I was caught loving my husband way too genuinely than all the other wives of the world so I get practically screwed for breaking the common practice of wives :)

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
A. Luvy Duvy Libra

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
A. How is it going on the other side? Is it DANGEROUS?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
A. That I get married twice :P

5. You're blogging along minding your own business (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
A. I look at her and she ll understand. No words can explain my innocence more.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
A. Screw People with a Nut Loss with a Screw Driver

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
A. hail! hail! Let's party

meme for The Queen's Meme